What Does a First-Time Protester Wear to the Women's March on Washington?

  Type the phrase "feminist tee" into Google and wait for the search result to yield an interesting flurry of options--where one shirt reads, "Raging Feminist Bitch," another is printed with, "Pro-Choice, Pro-Feminism, Pro-Cats." Some are embellished with a gargantuan uterus and others have odd wordplay like, "Sushi Rolls Not Gender Roles." But can't I show my support without being an angry cat lady with ovaries who loves omakase? My Google exercise made me even more confused about what I--a fi...